Rules of being a Mushroom Killer

All Mushroom Killers must follow these rules. If they do not, they will be murdered
 * 1) You must not have a moustache. Beards are allowed, but only if they are little and make you look like a goat.
 * 2) You must know someone who has atleast one fully functional ear
 * 3) you must call anyone who is called Sebastian, Seabass
 * 4) You must never kick a Smirf