Thomas Oliver

Thomas Oliver
'''Thomas is quite a small human, however he has a very charming smile. He can also laugh like a hamster.'''

The Origins Of Thomas
'''Thomas was raised by hamsters. One day he ate his hamster family, now he has to live with humans.'''

Achievements

 * He has over six friends 
 * He can count up to 75
 * He has his own pair of socks
 * He once killed a monkey with his bare hands
 * He then ate that monkey
 * And then he killed that monkeys family
 * And then he blamed it on the queen 
 * He has been punched in the face by the queen
 * He has seen a duck before