Grass

Hello, here is a page where various Mushroom Killers or Random people give you there opinion on Grass.

Ben Stockdales Paragraph about Grass.

'''Grass is a species of fish that lives in waters of around 2 million ft depth. It is most famous for its ability to become invisible when nervous. Hence the phrase "If you were anymore nervous you would be grass." It enjoys long walks on the river bed and candle lit dinners, which can be difficult when underwater. Its favourite hobbies include chess and tiddlywinks. It has recently been mistaken by many scientists to another being with the same name, a plant lifeform which is long and green however this wierd long thin green plant is actually called Huptosemin Jeucoptide Leupfisase. This substance is often found in gardens and on the front of peoples homes. So do not make this mistake, next time you seem someone mowing they're lawn do not say they're cutting grass, say they are cutting Huptosemin Jeucoptide Leupfisase, as the grass in the sea do not appreciated being called a plant. - Ben Stockdale 4/8/2011'''