Robert Earl

== Robert Earl== Robert is a very strange Human, and it is a well known fact that he eats like a chicken.

- He Is More Awesome Than Daniel Arden.

The Origins Of Robert
Robert was raised by humans for many years. But after being bullyed for eating like a chicken, he went mad. He left home and began his life as a chicken. He know spends most of his time on a farm trying to communicate with them. But they don't like him.

Achievements and Facts

 * He eats like a chicken
 * He gets angry if you look at his cheese
 * He fails at life
 * He has been to Alaska
 * While in Alaska, he killed an elephant with a trombone
 * He is capable of using stairs
 * He Found Wally
 * He Found Wally's Dog
 * He has only been to france once
 * He said it smells there (not bad, but a bit)

The Story of Robert
After leaving his family to become a chicken, he changed his name to Norbert. He then decided he doesn't like that name, and has gone back to Robert. Although he is not great friends with most chickens, he has managed to find a friend. His chicken friend is call Dennis and they went on an adventure together in 2004. They have never told anyone what happened but they said it will be announced on 25/12/2011.